Attached to this message is a new on again, off again project that adds a little twist on the fabulous Painkeep modification for classic Quake. After hearing so much about Sh1thead's "Quad Fart" modification for PKA, I wanted to see if I could have some fun and make my own twist on the same theme for the classic version of the game. So here it is...
The MWP Fart Mod for classic Painkeep!
So what is it? This modification gives the Can o' Pork 'n Beans a little (or a lot) of offensive (and defensive) fire power. Each time a player lets one rip, the gas leaves his ass (complete with bubble animation) with such force that it can damage other players, repel ordinance and move objects around the screen. Wait? That sounds alot like the airfist. Um, well, duh...
Considering 95% of the code comes directly from the airfist modification, I would say you are quite correct. So if it make you happy, think of this as an airfist shoved up your bum that fires with each fart.
The farts are quite powerful when scoring a direct hit on another player, and downright lethal when quad'd. However, unlike the airfist which recoils backwards, these farts will propel the player forward. On the one hand, this can help perform longer and higher jumps. On the other, it can just as easily propel a player off a ledge or into an exit. You have been warned.
All good? Well, not exactly. The beans produce two kind of farts -- little ones and big old hankerin' ones. Little farts are a player's best friend as they will deliver damage and provide cover from incoming missiles. The big farts... Well, let's just say the bigger the fart the more likely the player is to shit himself. If this should happen, the player will explode in a blaze of noxious gas and fire (or the standard Quake explosion animation), gibbing anyone within the blast radius. There is no hope for survival should this happen.
Ass Destruction
Now if that weren't enough, it is possible for a player to purposefully shit himself and bring unbelievable pain to all those who witness the event. As mention above, quad farts are downright deadly! However, for a quad fart to work, one must consume the can of beans
prior to touching the quad. Eating a fresh can while already quad'd will make the area look like a cafe in Baghdad on a Friday afternoon. Again, you have been warned (or been given advice on a new way to being a total dick that isn't discharging in water).
Finally, as a super special bonus, backpacks can now hold 3 gravity wells and 3 cans of beans. Oh yeah, and the gravity wells are pumped up a few notches. Like to toss a gravity well off a ledge and watch the gibs? Yeah, bitch... Not anymore.
This is a
server only mod. To install, backup your current qwprogs.dat file and copy this into your Painkeep folder. Happy farting!
2007-06-09 Version 0.1
2007-06-10 Version 0.1a
2007-07-15 Version 0.1b
2007-12-22 Version 0.1d
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